If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
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