Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
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