Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
it's great music for shaving your balls
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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