I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
The struggles of a small town man whore
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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