if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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