the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I see more hoeing in ur future
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