I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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