My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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