im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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