i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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