i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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