16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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