good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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