Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
And then he peed in my hair
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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