My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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