Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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