You're completely useless in the revolution.
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
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