She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
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