elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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