I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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