theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
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