I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
You blacked out and then went around stealing other peoples phones and leaving yourself voicemails
I got two from random numbers, the first was me and said "Don't forget you murdered Josh in Wii Bowling"
The second Jenn said "You are ridiculously smart for drunk dialing yourself"
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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