We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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