Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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