Ambien. No doubt about it.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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