i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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