It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
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