my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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