whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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