i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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