can we get nightvision for the apartment?
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize
