I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
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