I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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