He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
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