Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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