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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
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