What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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