i wish there were pregnant emoticons
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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