Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
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