Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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