So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
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