My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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