I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
