Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
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