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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
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