I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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