He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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