is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
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