I wanna bring you to show and tell
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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