so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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