i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
Randomize
