I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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