i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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