Just mADE A PArabola og urine
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
so my phone accidentally called my dad from my purse at 2:14am....he has a 5 min voicemail of me discussing how Alicia should bang the guy who eats good pussy... i can never look at my dad in the face again....
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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