Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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