GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I still have a little drunk in my system
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
Randomize
